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October 16, 2003
Eric: The Lost Documents, part IV
Grade: 11
Subject: German 2
Description: Yet another skit from German class. One year later, my developing German skills had opened up whole new worlds of terrible dialogue.
Eric: Hello! How do you keep fit?
Andrew: I swim, I play football, and I job at 3 o'clock four times a week.
Eric: That is fantastic!
Andrew: Let's eat! What would you like to eat? You surely eat toast!
Eric: No! I am allergic to toast. Do you eat cucumbers?
Andrew: No, cucumbers are fattening. ["What?" -- Eric 2003]
Eric: Let's eat then our lunch. What will we eat?
Andrew: There is meat with sauce ["That's the vaguest entree description I ever heard. He's clearly hiding something. Don't do it, Eric 2000!" -- Eric 2003]. Perhaps let's eat also noodles.
Eric: Wonderful! What did you eat for breakfast?
Andrew: I ate breakfast flakes and an egg. And you?
Eric: I ate nothing, but I drank orange juice and coffee.
Andrew: Enjoy your meal!
Eric: Thank you, same to you!
Andrew: Can you please pass the potatoes? ["They have potatoes?" -- Eric 2003]
Eric: I am sorry, the potatoes are gone. ["Oh." -- Eric 2003]
Andrew: It doesn't matter! Can I have some more pepper?
Eric: Yes. Great!
Andrew: OUCH!
Eric: What hurts?
Andrew: I have a headache!
Eric: Would you like a pain killer?
Andrew: Yes! I love pain killers. They are my favorite tablets.
Eric: That is great! How do you feel now? Do you feel better?
Andrew: No, but it doesn't matter.
Eric: Get well soon!
Andrew: How do YOU feel?
Eric: Not so good. I broke my leg. ["Just now?" -- Eric 2003]
Andrew: How did it happen?
Eric: I fell on the ice. What should I do?
Andrew: I can make an appointment.
Eric: No, I don't need a doctor.
Andrew: On the contrary! You have sprained your leg!
Eric: No, I BROKE my leg.
Andrew: Yes, yes. I don't believe you. Let's go to the movies.
Eric: Great!
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Subject: German 2
Description: Yet another skit from German class. One year later, my developing German skills had opened up whole new worlds of terrible dialogue.
Eric: Hello! How do you keep fit?
Andrew: I swim, I play football, and I job at 3 o'clock four times a week.
Eric: That is fantastic!
Andrew: Let's eat! What would you like to eat? You surely eat toast!
Eric: No! I am allergic to toast. Do you eat cucumbers?
Andrew: No, cucumbers are fattening. ["What?" -- Eric 2003]
Eric: Let's eat then our lunch. What will we eat?
Andrew: There is meat with sauce ["That's the vaguest entree description I ever heard. He's clearly hiding something. Don't do it, Eric 2000!" -- Eric 2003]. Perhaps let's eat also noodles.
Eric: Wonderful! What did you eat for breakfast?
Andrew: I ate breakfast flakes and an egg. And you?
Eric: I ate nothing, but I drank orange juice and coffee.
Andrew: Enjoy your meal!
Eric: Thank you, same to you!
Andrew: Can you please pass the potatoes? ["They have potatoes?" -- Eric 2003]
Eric: I am sorry, the potatoes are gone. ["Oh." -- Eric 2003]
Andrew: It doesn't matter! Can I have some more pepper?
Eric: Yes. Great!
Andrew: OUCH!
Eric: What hurts?
Andrew: I have a headache!
Eric: Would you like a pain killer?
Andrew: Yes! I love pain killers. They are my favorite tablets.
Eric: That is great! How do you feel now? Do you feel better?
Andrew: No, but it doesn't matter.
Eric: Get well soon!
Andrew: How do YOU feel?
Eric: Not so good. I broke my leg. ["Just now?" -- Eric 2003]
Andrew: How did it happen?
Eric: I fell on the ice. What should I do?
Andrew: I can make an appointment.
Eric: No, I don't need a doctor.
Andrew: On the contrary! You have sprained your leg!
Eric: No, I BROKE my leg.
Andrew: Yes, yes. I don't believe you. Let's go to the movies.
Eric: Great!
