...of charm and strange: the blog

Item on Ben Affleck, fifth blurb from the top. Seriously, I might have never hated any celebrity as much as I hate Ben Affleck. Shampoo commecials so bad, they were banned in America? Has this man ever done anything to be proud of? How is he still a star? Do his parents still love him?

Dear Ben,

Some people cannot act. You are several of them. Please write another movie or something. It's what you won an Oscar for.

Love, Eric.

Also, in what universe is he the Sexiest Man Alive? The man's head is the size of Jupiter. And his "sexy face" consists of puckering his lips and squinting. Is he Derek Zoolander? Is Ben's whole career a Zoolander spinoff? What's really going on here? It must be some elaborate new British reality show. It's called, How Shitty an Actor and Overall Dumbass Can We Get America to Make a Movie Star? Or it might be called, Are Americans Stupid Enough to See an Action Movie Named Reindeer Games? As in, the Other Reindeer Wouldn't Let Rudolph Join in Them?

I have to admit, if I was lucky enough to live in the UK, this is a show I would watch.