...of charm and strange: the blog

Hello my dear Mary,

I have been thinking about you all night. I would like to apologize for the other night when we made beautiful love and did not use condoms. I know this was a mistake and I beg you to forgive me.

I miss you more than anything, please call me Mary, I need you. Do you remember when we were having wild sex in my house? I remember it all like it was only yesterday. You said that the pictures would not come out good, but you were very wrong, they are great. I didn't want to show you the pictures at first, but now I think it's time for you to see them. Please look in the attachment and you will see what I mean.

I love you with all my heart, James.

My favorite part of this email is the exposition in the beginning. My second favorite part is the way James thinks that showing Mary the sex pictures will make her forgive him for not using condoms.

Our hearts go out to you, James. Now chase her to the airport, show her those sex pictures, and win back her heart!