...of charm and strange: the blog

Jesus. I was just unfortunate enough to see the new video from JC Chasez. The "plot" of the video goes like this: JC sees a couple of hos making out in an alley, and he follows them to a lesbian club filled with women making out with each other, who proceed to lick his face and have a threesome with him in the back room. Here's the chorus:

Some girls dance with women
No one ever gives them attention
I wanna get in with them
So pass me a drink and let's go

You know, because lesbians are only into women because their lives have been too sheltered for them to be aware that there are MEN out there! Men with PENISES! And surely if one of those MEN with PENISES were to wander into a lesbian establishment, these women would be so GRATEFUL that a man was finally "giving them attention"! Lordy. If a guy wandered into a real lesbian bar with an attitude like that, he'd limp out with two black eyes and no teeth or testicles.