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January 25, 2004
The milkshake that wouldn't die
While out at a club this weekend, I had the following conversation with a stranger (replete with plenty of exclamation points because we were having to shout):
["Milkshake" comes on]
Eric: I hate this song!
Stranger: No! This is a great song! Why do you hate it?
Eric: I hate it because it doesn't make any sense! What the hell is a milkshake?
Stranger: It brings all the boys to the yard!
Eric: Okay, but what is it?
Stranger: It's her ass!
Eric: There's milk in her ass?
Stranger: Yeah!
You'd think it would be easy to argue with that, but I was thrown by his utter conviction, so I just went somewhere else until the song ended.
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["Milkshake" comes on]
Eric: I hate this song!
Stranger: No! This is a great song! Why do you hate it?
Eric: I hate it because it doesn't make any sense! What the hell is a milkshake?
Stranger: It brings all the boys to the yard!
Eric: Okay, but what is it?
Stranger: It's her ass!
Eric: There's milk in her ass?
Stranger: Yeah!
You'd think it would be easy to argue with that, but I was thrown by his utter conviction, so I just went somewhere else until the song ended.
