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February 09, 2004
IMDb celebrity news: a bittersweet affair
Is this really news? That someone still feels a certain way about something that happened 25 years ago? Or did something Caligula-related happen to spark this?
Future headlines are sure to include:
Nicole Kidman Is Still Sad When She Thinks About Her Divorce
Francis Ford Coppola Is Still Proud of the Godfather Movies
It's Still True That Janet Jackson's Breast Was Exposed Last Sunday
Of course, this is a news source that includes an item with the headline, Paltrow: The Press Are Inhumane. (Actual quote: "Gwyneth Paltrow has attacked the press for relentlessly hounding her, labeling the paparazzi inhumane and 'bad.'") That a trashy celebrity gossip column is reporting this is not unlike if Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez made a big documentary about how everyone in the whole world including their parents are sick of them and never want to hear about them again.
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Future headlines are sure to include:
Nicole Kidman Is Still Sad When She Thinks About Her Divorce
Francis Ford Coppola Is Still Proud of the Godfather Movies
It's Still True That Janet Jackson's Breast Was Exposed Last Sunday
Of course, this is a news source that includes an item with the headline, Paltrow: The Press Are Inhumane. (Actual quote: "Gwyneth Paltrow has attacked the press for relentlessly hounding her, labeling the paparazzi inhumane and 'bad.'") That a trashy celebrity gossip column is reporting this is not unlike if Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez made a big documentary about how everyone in the whole world including their parents are sick of them and never want to hear about them again.
