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February 06, 2004
In space, the sun never rises...
...because it's IMPOSSIBLE FOR IT TO SET.
"Mina, Van Helsing and the rest of their crew boldly board the abandoned ship, hoping to recover any valuable freight left onboard. But as they explore its cold, empty passageways, they become aware of a terrible secret. First, Mina uncovers Demeter’s mysterious cargo –- 50 long, black coffins..."
I love that. Like, "Mina's first clue was..." Is there any "second" about it? They're 50 LONG, BLACK COFFINS. Have we learned nothing, Mina?
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"Mina, Van Helsing and the rest of their crew boldly board the abandoned ship, hoping to recover any valuable freight left onboard. But as they explore its cold, empty passageways, they become aware of a terrible secret. First, Mina uncovers Demeter’s mysterious cargo –- 50 long, black coffins..."
I love that. Like, "Mina's first clue was..." Is there any "second" about it? They're 50 LONG, BLACK COFFINS. Have we learned nothing, Mina?
