...of charm and strange: the blog

In the Shaw Report in this week's Entertainment Weekly, I shit you not, Jessica Shaw actually reports that homonyms are "in," synonyms are "5 minutes ago," and antonyms are "out." That's stupid enough so that I would actually believe that she has lost her mind rather than consider for even a moment that a sane human mind could come up with something so idiotic.

Next week's Shaw Report:

IN: 36; 5 MINUTES AGO: bee blop; OUT: what
IN: LOL; 5 MINUTES AGO: WTF; OUT: OMG
IN: hats; 5 MINUTES AGO: hats; OUT: hats
IN: killing; 5 MINUTES AGO: preparing to kill; OUT: not killing