...of charm and strange: the blog

Madonna is planning a new tour that threatens to make Britney's "Onyx Hotel" pornfest look like the Wuzzles:

"As well as being [electrocuted] in an electric chair, Madonna will also screen video footage of the corpses belonging to victims of the war in Iraq, perform sexy lesbian dance routines and have scantily-clad pregnant women dancing along to 'Papa Don't Preach.'"

For some reason, I take the most issue with this last thing. It's not that pregnant women aren't sexy, but...should they be dancing? Wouldn't it be dangerous to do anything too athletic? Maybe I don't know enough about pregnancy. Or maybe the dancing will be less acrobatic. I'm just picturing them onstage swaying back and forth in muumuus. I hope they at least give them some castinets or something to liven it up. That would bring the fucking house down.